Before commenting on this issue I wanted to get as much information on the whole episode as I could. So, over the last couple of days I've been conducting the kind of research that the fabulous Erin Brockovich would have been proud. The kind of investigation that has 'Wurlitzer Prize' written all over it.
I've spoken to the Spen 20 race organiser, Frank Reddington, who was also the marshall that spoke to this runner (???) just after the first mile marker.
I've also spoken to other eyewitnesses that saw events unfold right before their disbelieving eyes.
I tried to speak to Nettie.(I'm in no position to laugh at people with silly names but come on.........)
Nettie, was unavailable for comment. I was told by 'her people' that she was so distraught by the whole affair that she'd gone to Scotland to go swimming in a Loch.
One thing that Frank did mention,that hasn't been reported yet,is that she was dressed in a dressing gown and slippers-and had a fag in one hand and a bottle of milk in the other !!!!!!
So, to conclude, What was a middle aged woman doing at the Spen 20 when she should have been at home looking after her 12 kids and cooking lunch for her 42 stone husband ?????
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www.ihadmy15minutesoffame.co.uk !!!!!!
(NB - If Tracey Newman is going to respond to this it's C-U-M-M-I-N-G-S !!!!!!!)